There once was a pirate named Christopher Sage. Some people thought he made a terrible pirate, because he didn’t get rich by stealing from people. He loved to sail his ship, The Justice around and have adventures. Most of all, he loved finding hidden treasures. Sometimes he would wonder if taking hidden treasure was stealing, but then he would remember the old law of the pirates that says, “FINDERS-KEEPERS.”

Captain Sage’s favorite treasure was his lovely wife named Renee, who loved to watch football games. He asked her many times to come along for an adventure, but she always reminded him that the cord for the TV would never reach far enough for her to watch the games while out at sea…..

The story’s complete version is for Pirate Kids Club members.